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The stereotypical girl in western culture indulges herself in Starbucks, owns a questionable variety of yoga pants, and spends way too much time on Instagram. She is a free spirit, a kind-hearted soul, and a redundant embodiment of the female youth.

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Tell her looking for a metal chick does a great job and encourage her that she will be chosen as a vocalist for that badass band based on her talent and not on their biased opinion where they either oversexualize or undersexualize.

Hell, no one is as good or better vocalist than Corpsegrinder.

looking for a metal chick Take her into American Apparel, and laugh at all of the cut-up Slayer shirts on display. Then joke about how one day they will sell Burzum shirts since black metal will become a mass-produced fad, and swear to burn down every store that sells them if that actually happens.

Be happy that she wants to look sexy for you, let alone the fact that she even listens to Mortician.

Date a metal chick who posts pictures of herself on Tumblr wearing a Bathory shirt, accompanied with several pretentious hashtags about how fro deserves recognition for being a woman that listens to a well-known black metal band.

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Metal chicks enjoy the simple things, such as having passionate sex while listening to Insomnium. During sex she will want to pull on your hair. Let.

And if your hair is short, grow it. Afterward, put in the new Carcass album and ask what her opinion on that album is.

A metal chick wants her opinion to be heard. And if she replies that she feels their best work is Necroticism, then marry ketal.

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